Down & Dirty- Let’s talk anal! #18+, NSFW

Hello, my kinky friends!

I am going to start by saying…this post may not be for everyone.  If talking about anal sex or how anal sex can get a little bit messy sometimes, freaks you out and turns you off… please go and read a kinky story written by yours truly instead: Mrs. Ashfield’s School of Manners, part 1

For those of you who want to stick it out, I promise I’m not going to get too graphic.  But let’ be real here…anal sex can be messy.  If you’ve ever experimented with anal (anal sex, anal toys, anal licking, fingers up your bum, etc.), you know that we have a ton of delightful nerve endings in and around the anus.  There is typically a bit of “uncomfortableness” when you first insert something into your anus, as it is a tight little hole, but the key here is the right mix of arousal and relaxation.  And if you can get to that place…where you are aroused AND relaxed…experiencing a toy (or even better, a hard cock) can be an incredible experience. 

But…many people are afraid to try anal.  Why?  One of the biggest worries is because anal sex can be messy.  I won’t lie… I REALLY like anal sex, and… it has been messy a few times.  I’m not talking like a full-bowel-movement messy, but sometimes there may be a bit of fecal matter stuck to a toy when you pull it out.  It happens, and…while kinda gross (okay, it’s really gross), it’s not the end of the world.

So, how do you decrease the odds of this happening?  First, don’t have anal if you feel like you need to go poop.  Wait until you’ve had a bowel movement.  Two, clean in and around the area thoroughly prior to play time.  Some people even do home enemas (I bought a home kit and have still yet to use it).  Third, use a lot of lubrication.  If you prepare in this way, it is more likely that you will have a mess-free anal experience.

I want to explore one other way to potentially prepare with you, though this isn’t something you do often, just once in a while.

Recently, I learned about colonic irrigation from one of my favorite bloggers, girlieboy69.  He is a very health-conscious individual and he experienced colonic irrigation in a very positive way.  So, I thought…hey, this is something that I should try (I will try anything once 😊).  After reading about the anecdotal health benefits (please do your own research prior to signing up for one), I decided to give it a go.  Not only are there many health benefits associated with colonic irrigation (again, very little scientific evidence to back this up…but a lot of people rave about them and the benefits they associate with them), I figured…what better way to get seriously cleaned out on occasion.

I was able to locate a health center near me that provides this service.  The place had great user reviews and I even called and spoke to the owner for a bit about what it is like and what to expect.  I was a bit nervous that morning.  I’ll give you a quick run down of how it worked.  I arrived, did some paperwork, and was taken to a private room.  The gal explained the procedure…strip from the waist down, sit on the table, your legs open and your bum in this sort of open bowl.  As you sit in this contraption, a very small tube (that she dosed in coconut oil) goes up your rectum.  It sounded easy enough.  Water goes in, fecal matter flows out.  She left the room, I got in position and as I lowered myself down, the tube went right in…easy peasy.  It did not hurt at all.  I covered myself with the blanket she’d left, and pushed the button on the intercom for her to come back in.  Here is a picture of what the room looked like:

She re-joined me, made sure I was comfortable, and then left me for about 40 minutes.  The water pumped into my bottom continuously.  She had told me to “push” when I felt full, which I did.  I know this sounds gross…but you can actually see what is coming out of you as it goes through the tube.  This procedure cleans out your entire small intestines…and it does take about 40 minutes (who knew there could be so much up in there!).  So the water went in, I kept pushing, stuff came out…and 40 minutes later… I was exhausted and fully cleansed. 

I will be honest… I did not really enjoy this process.  It wasn’t scary, it didn’t hurt, but it was seriously exhausting (from the continuous expelling).  After, she had me drink a full glass of water and take a couple of probiotics, and I was on my way.  I felt pretty certain that I would never do this again.

Directly after, I felt seriously cleaned out and my tummy was super flat.  That was nice, but still not enough to motivate me to do this again.  But…two weeks later, I realized there actually were some long-term benefits.  Cleaning out my colon definitely improve some of my gut symptoms (improved digestion, reduction of mild constipation from time to time, easier bowel movements).  Now three weeks later, I am still enjoying those benefits.  My gut just feels…healthier.

So the short and skinny is that colonic irrigation may be something that I do once in a while, perhaps twice a year or something.  Please note… I am not suggesting that you get a colonic simply to prepare for anal sex.  Read up on it and see if it might be right for you.  But, I am guessing you will never feel more comfortable having anal after being so thoroughly cleansed in this way.

To conclude, if you haven’t experienced anal sex…be brave!  If the idea that it might be messy is holding you back, try a home enema.  Play by yourself the first time as you get used to it, and so that no one else is there to witness if anything messy does happen.  I am guessing though that if you are in the right frame of mind…relaxed AND aroused…. you will enjoy the anal experience.  And anal sex after a spanking…*fanning myself*…my goodness, nothing puts me in subspace faster 😉.

Keeping it VERY kinky,

nora

PS… If you have questions, ask away….AND please feel free to share any suggestions, advice, or naughty stories with us!  XOXO