He popped my cherry! #NSFW, 18+

Hello, my kinky friends!

I wanted to share a funny story with you all (well, it’s funny now because all parties involved are able to have a good laugh about it).  So here we go….

You all know that I am a sex blogger.  I write about all kinds of naughty things…spankings, masturbation, blowjobs, anal sex, butt toys, spankings… you name it, and I probably love to write about it.  What is a bit of a paradox in all this, is that while I might write about kinky, forbidden things… I still have some pretty strong boundaries and ideas of what is okay.  These boundaries exist because 1) I am a lady (a naughty, horny lady…but a lady, nevertheless), and 2) so that Daddy feels comfortable and safe with me writing about these sorts of things and interacting with like-minded others.  In the five years I’ve been blogging, I’ve only had readers get “out of line” with me on a handful of occasions.  And in each of those instances, all I had to do was give the person a firm (but friendly) reminder about boundaries…and life went on as usual.

We really have to have a sense of humor about these things.  Life is fun!

Well, just recently… I received an unsolicited dick pic from one of my readers.  Yes, you read that correctly.  A DICK pic. A picture of his trouser snake, his third leg, his long dong silver.  Now, I am not going to tell you who, but I will assure you that I asked his permission to share this funny story with you, assuring him that I would not out him (come’on people, we all make mistakes!).  So, picture it…apparently, he was bored at home… and thought naughty nora might like to see a picture of his big johnson. Photographing his big willy, he uploads his naughty pic, and hits the send button…instantly regretting his misbehavior.  Then…he has to wait for me to respond.  Now, I know this sounds totally out of line, my friends…and, honestly…it really was.  But I am a forgiving person with a good sense of humor. 

Upon reading said email and taking a quick glance at the thumbnail of his danger noodle, I immediately told Daddy what transpired (I did not want Daddy coming across a picture of a meat stick in my email!).  I explained to Daddy that this WordPress friend had never done anything like this before, that I enjoyed corresponding with him and sharing stories, and that if he didn’t apologize (or if he had a bad reaction to the stern email I was about to send him) that I would simply not correspond with him anymore.  Daddy agreed that people make mistakes (we both believe in second chances), and that sometimes the lines can get blurry for writers of erotica.  He gave me his blessing to write to my friend and give him a good scolding.   

Next, I emailed said friend.  I calmly, but emphatically, let my friend know that this picture was crossing boundaries.  He wrote back right away, was VERY apologetic, and told me he would never send me a picture of his one-eyed wonder weasel again.  His apology was genuine, and he was very embarrassed about the whole situation (and he still agreed to let me write about it and post it to my blog!).  I let him know that it was water under the bridge and we went back to corresponding as friends (minus the baloney pony pictures 😊 ).

But my friends…he did pop my dick pic cherry!  I probably shouldn’t brag about that, but I find it quite humorous.  As a gal who has been married almost 20 years, I missed the on-line dating era (thankfully!).  Back when Daddy and I met, very few cellphones had cameras, and if they did…they were teensy tiny (think of how small one’s tubular cyclops would appear on these phones!).  While I do have that one slutty friend who sends me hot pictures of her breasts when she’s a little drunk on the tipple, I have never received a dick pic (and just in case you were wondering, one was enough!  This is NOT an invitation people). 

In any case…just had to share this funny experience.  I imagine many of you were wondering what kinds of private emails flood my inbox at times.  This was rare and I know it won’t happen again.  Oh, and please…no mean comments toward my friend…this person is awesome, and it was just a mistake.  I’m sure you’ve done something as equally silly as photograph your Hammer of Thor and email it to an unsuspecting writer of erotica!

Keeping it kinky 😊 

XOXO,

nora

 

PS…my dear friend, when you read this…consider this post your spanking!  You are forgiven.