He popped my cherry! #NSFW, 18+

Hello, my kinky friends!

I wanted to share a funny story with you all (well, it’s funny now because all parties involved are able to have a good laugh about it).  So here we go….

You all know that I am a sex blogger.  I write about all kinds of naughty things…spankings, masturbation, blowjobs, anal sex, butt toys, spankings… you name it, and I probably love to write about it.  What is a bit of a paradox in all this, is that while I might write about kinky, forbidden things… I still have some pretty strong boundaries and ideas of what is okay.  These boundaries exist because 1) I am a lady (a naughty, horny lady…but a lady, nevertheless), and 2) so that Daddy feels comfortable and safe with me writing about these sorts of things and interacting with like-minded others.  In the five years I’ve been blogging, I’ve only had readers get “out of line” with me on a handful of occasions.  And in each of those instances, all I had to do was give the person a firm (but friendly) reminder about boundaries…and life went on as usual.

We really have to have a sense of humor about these things.  Life is fun!

Well, just recently… I received an unsolicited dick pic from one of my readers.  Yes, you read that correctly.  A DICK pic. A picture of his trouser snake, his third leg, his long dong silver.  Now, I am not going to tell you who, but I will assure you that I asked his permission to share this funny story with you, assuring him that I would not out him (come’on people, we all make mistakes!).  So, picture it…apparently, he was bored at home… and thought naughty nora might like to see a picture of his big johnson. Photographing his big willy, he uploads his naughty pic, and hits the send button…instantly regretting his misbehavior.  Then…he has to wait for me to respond.  Now, I know this sounds totally out of line, my friends…and, honestly…it really was.  But I am a forgiving person with a good sense of humor. 

Upon reading said email and taking a quick glance at the thumbnail of his danger noodle, I immediately told Daddy what transpired (I did not want Daddy coming across a picture of a meat stick in my email!).  I explained to Daddy that this WordPress friend had never done anything like this before, that I enjoyed corresponding with him and sharing stories, and that if he didn’t apologize (or if he had a bad reaction to the stern email I was about to send him) that I would simply not correspond with him anymore.  Daddy agreed that people make mistakes (we both believe in second chances), and that sometimes the lines can get blurry for writers of erotica.  He gave me his blessing to write to my friend and give him a good scolding.   

Next, I emailed said friend.  I calmly, but emphatically, let my friend know that this picture was crossing boundaries.  He wrote back right away, was VERY apologetic, and told me he would never send me a picture of his one-eyed wonder weasel again.  His apology was genuine, and he was very embarrassed about the whole situation (and he still agreed to let me write about it and post it to my blog!).  I let him know that it was water under the bridge and we went back to corresponding as friends (minus the baloney pony pictures 😊 ).

But my friends…he did pop my dick pic cherry!  I probably shouldn’t brag about that, but I find it quite humorous.  As a gal who has been married almost 20 years, I missed the on-line dating era (thankfully!).  Back when Daddy and I met, very few cellphones had cameras, and if they did…they were teensy tiny (think of how small one’s tubular cyclops would appear on these phones!).  While I do have that one slutty friend who sends me hot pictures of her breasts when she’s a little drunk on the tipple, I have never received a dick pic (and just in case you were wondering, one was enough!  This is NOT an invitation people). 

In any case…just had to share this funny experience.  I imagine many of you were wondering what kinds of private emails flood my inbox at times.  This was rare and I know it won’t happen again.  Oh, and please…no mean comments toward my friend…this person is awesome, and it was just a mistake.  I’m sure you’ve done something as equally silly as photograph your Hammer of Thor and email it to an unsuspecting writer of erotica!

Keeping it kinky 😊 

XOXO,

nora

 

PS…my dear friend, when you read this…consider this post your spanking!  You are forgiven.

48 thoughts on “He popped my cherry! #NSFW, 18+

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  1. Thank you for sharing. I can’t tell you how many dick pics I have gotten on the various platforms. I guess you are lucky to have only received one. They aren’t often very nice to look at!

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    1. Well, it wouldn’t be lady like for me to comment on the quality of this one. I had to laugh though…it is such a millennial thing to do (and when I say millennial… I am laughing at my own generation)!

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    1. Oh, John! You are too kind, my friend. I WISH I could take credit for all of these euphemisms. Thankfully, Google is very obliging when you know where to look. Some others that didn’t make the cut (pun intended): anaconda, Indiana Bones, knobgoblin, one-eyed Pete, pocket rocket, rumpleforeskin, and skin flute 🙂

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  2. From what I’ve read about women online, getting these kinds of unwanted pics is almost routine, so I’m happy you haven’t had the problem.

    But, congratulations! I think you must have set a world’s record for most penile euphemisms in a single blog post. 😀

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      1. I think most women are or would be offended, and possibly feel threatened receiving this totally unsolicited kind of pic, and the typical reaction would be to block the guy. I wouldn’t blame her. However, your response to it doesn’t surprise me. You handled it in a responsible, open-minded, mature, forgiving and compassionate way, but also as naughty as nora is known to be. 😉

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        1. Blushing. Thank you, Franz. You are too sweet to me. The phenomenon of “dick pics” has been on my radar for years. As an academic, I am actually quite interested in the psychology behind all of this. While I was indeed surprised to open up this email and see this type of picture, I did not feel threatened in any way. But I imagine if I did not know that dick pics (and other body part pics) had become a thing in modern culture, this probably WOULD have felt threatening. What I would like to learn, and perhaps others might chime in…is what is the motivation behind an unsolicited dick pic? Is it a message expressing sexual interest in the recipient, is it a display of dominance, is it just a fun thing to do? I am hoping to have this conversation with my friend and to write more on the subject. I find it fascinating.

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          1. I think I’ve said before that I’m attracted to your academic interest in kink. I imagine there are some different reasons or motivations behind this exposing behavior, some less concerning than others. I can relate a little as a spanko, where exhibitionism is a part of the kink, doing something “naughty,” being punished for it, etc.. It would be an interesting topic to explore, and with a variety of viewpoints and opinions possible out there.

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  3. Sounds like you got a good laugh. I am jealous that you missed cell phone dating. I was a Snapchat having, rather slutty, serial dating college girl in the 2010s so I received quite a few unsolicited Dick pics in my day hay day. I think that with some of the things I did in college the lines were blurred. But still telling people off for unsolicited Dick pics are some of the most awkward conversations you’ll ever have. But you responded well, as did your husband. Much love.

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    1. Thank you, Grace Marie! I do understand that it is the new norm these days. The friends I have who have recently divorced all talk about this phenomenon…how it is almost expected to send pictures of one’s anatomy now. Smiles. Sometimes it makes me feel like an old lady!

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    1. Absolutely, Marie! I am hoping my friend is not feeling too embarrassed. He did agree to me posting this (I sent it to him in advance) and I am hoping that he sees that it is not just me who is forgiving…that lots of people understand how these things happen, and that it really is okay. I have sure done some dumb things in my day. Hope you and Master T are well! XOXO

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  4. Oh Lord is that what I have to look forward to when I start dating? Though it could help me know ahead of time who to date and who not to lol. Glad you both were able to get past the one eyed monster.

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  5. A forum member I was exchanging emails with sent me a dick pic that I didn’t ask for. I wasn’t offended but I was wondering why I got an email from him with a picture of his one-eyed wonder worm. When I asked, he said the pic was meant for someone else and apologized… but he did ask what I thought about it and I waffled between “being nice” and telling him that I’ve seen so many dicks that I haven’t been impressed by them for quite a long time.

    I chose to be nice; no need to stick a knife into the back of his ego.

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    1. I think I would have reacted much like you, kdaddy…it is always better to be nice. I would hope someone would do that for me if I sent a pic that I thought was great, but they didn’t find impressive. And there is no way he sent that to you on accident…I would imagine that people are very careful when sending these kind of pictures…though I could be wrong. I know it is very common place these days. Oh…and I LOVE your euphemism…one-eyed wonder worm!!! Hilarious.

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  6. Lol I enjoyed this story. I didn’t start dating in this age of sexting and sending nudes either but for whatever reasons, I’ve received many a dick pic — 99.9% not asked for. The thing about a dick pic (at least for me and especially for the unsolicited dick pics I’ve gotten), you’re may never quite prepared for what you see — good or bad. While I enjoy that body part quite a lot, a pic of it doesn’t really “do it” for me entirely. And imho only a few of those types of pics are actually done well.

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    1. LOL….YES! I was totally not expecting this. In fact, the email sat in my inbox for several hours unopened. I had no idea that picture was attached until I finally got around to opening the email. So…what is up with guys sending you dick pics? Don’t they know you are married? I am curious how Chris responds to this. If my husband found out that a guy in my “real life” (versus my kinky friends here on WordPress) sent me a dick pic he would go through the roof! 🙂

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  7. Funny story, never understood sending women you don’t really know a dick pic without permission or some kind of understanding. But, I’m a little older pre dating cellphones, specifically camera phones. You may come across one on my blog, but I’m not sending it to anyone specifically. Guess I should post a warning on my blog, “Past This Point You May Be Exposed To A Dick Pic. Proceed With Caution!!!”. Thanks for sharing and I’m glad you weren’t too hard on the guy. We all do questionable things sometimes.

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    1. LOL…that is funny, my friend! And you are right… I do see pics of all kinds of dicks on the blogs of others. It did feel a little different though to open up my email and see one there, intended for me, and not a greater audience. In a way, it felt flattering, though I am not wanting to receive any more. Smiles. Thank you for stopping by! XOXO

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  8. Okay so I hope you don’t mind this quick little poem of mine it’s naughty in nature and quite a bit true but hopefully it’s tickles the funny of not just me but you 😎…This would either be Dr Suess for adults “Naughty Nora and the tricky dick pic” or a good old tale (tail) I like to call “the night before DICK-Mas”…Enjoy!

    Nora was checking her site once to thrice when she noticed a message from one whom she knew to be nice but attached to it strangely was something brand new…She opened it cautiously and what should she see but a hard cock and balls hanging there free…unsolicited though it was she looked on in wonder and thought if I don’t tell my Daddy over his lap I shall go and my bottom he’ll plunder. Amused she might be and just a bit stunned but best she be true and cover her buns…this cock in my inbox I did not ask for but to not lock my Friend out for his unasked for ardor I made sure he understood that I naughty Nora only have one I wish to make harder…So you winks and willies and one eyed crank yankers just understand that the next time my site excites your grand gland you have my permission to take it in hand…And with that I’ll be here all true to my site and for you for its sexy we all are this night but my heart remains true to him whom I chose and it’s my body and bottom is his alone to properly discipline, display and dispose

    Cheers to you all and a Merry high hard “Dickmas” to one and to all 😎

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  9. There are a wide variety of one eyed, blue veined junket pumps out there Nora, one question tho…. do your eyes pop too when you seen it 😉😉😉😉🤔🤔🤔🤫🤫🤫

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