Addicted to pleasure #NSFW, 21+

On average, I climax one to two times per day.  Every day. 365 days per year.  Sometimes this is with Daddy, sometimes this is just little ol’ me.  And sometimes, this is with whatever pleasure aid I am making love to (AKA grinding mercilessly on 😊).

Today, I received a new toy in the mail.  It felt like Christmas morning, my friends!  I greedily unwrapped my present, discarding everything but the toy and the charger…I wanted to get that baby charged up and ready for use ASAP!  Later, I looked through the materials to make sure it was “business as usual”.  It was.  Nothing tricky about this toy.

My new toy is none other than the BestVibe Fanala 7. 

Now, you may have read about this toy recently on Miss D’s blog (btw, if you aren’t following Miss D…you should be!).  Miss D is a ridiculously sexy, depraved submissive who writes toy reviews on occasion, and whom I have the privilege of calling my friend.  Though her review of this particular toy was what I would call slightly above “lukewarm”, I went ahead and purchased it as I was enthralled by the look of this toy (plus, it was only $30 bucks).    

First, the Fanala 7 is just beautiful!  It is the softest, warmest pink color.  It is also silky smooth…just lovely to run your fingers over.  And, something Miss D wrote was how the clit stimulator could (for the most part) reach her clit.  The fit of these toys can often be problematic as they are not adjustable…and they either reach your pleasure button or they don’t.  I was very happy to find that this toy DID in fact reach and promised to lead me to the stairway to heaven…

That was where my happiness with this toy came to a screeching halt. 

Very excited and very much “in the mood”… I stripped down, lubed up my new toy, and got down to business.  The Fanala 7 was very comfortable inside me.  I switched it on.

“AAAHHHHHH!”

And no, that was not a good “AAAHHHHHHH!”.  That was a what-the-hell-did-I-just-insert-into-my-vagina-AAAHHHHHHHH!  I yelled so loudly my dogs ran from the room.

Talk about a high-powered vibe!  And the noise…good gracious.  The neighbors next door may have heard me switch it on….and we live out in the middle of nowhere.

But, being a connoisseur of sex toys, I forged ahead.  I tried all the settings.  There was one (out of ten or so) that felt nice.  But honestly, with how strong the vibrations are my lady bits were experiencing a numbing effect.  I finally gave up…and when I took the toy out I was surprised to find it extremely warm to the touch.  As warming is NOT one of its features, that did make me question the safety of this toy a bit.

Totally bummed out…I took a hot bath to soothe my poor vajayjay.  A long, hot, luxurious bubble bath did the trick and I felt my libido returning.  But, instead of picking up the Fanala 7, I made my way to my toy chest to select from some of my tried-and-true favorites (don’t get me wrong, I will give the Fanala 7 one more chance…it may be a lot more fun to play with this toy with Daddy…and give him control of the remote 😊). 

Opening the drawers of my toy chest…I marveled at the beauty before me.  It occurred to me in that moment…while I have shared tons of pictures of our spanking implements, I have never shared pictures of our sex toy collection.  So, ladies and gents (drum roll, please)…here you have it… from the depths of naughty nora’s closet….

Drawer #1

1. Another vibrating Fanala toy…except, I like this one.

2.  Suction cups for the nipples (great for people with highly sensitive nipples that don’t like clamps)

3.  Inspire- flickering intimate arouser (stimulates your clit)

4.  Traditional ben wa balls

5.  Lelo luna beads (two different weights).  LOVE, LOVE, LOVE these!

6.  T-cups nipple suction set (these can be gentle or painful…depends on how far you twist 😊)

7. Tongue vibrator

8. My favorite pink jelly dildo- ALL TIME FAVORITE

9.  Dragon cock made by Bad Dragon (a very naughty website)

10. Vibrating device you ride

11.  The pink, thrusting monster (every gal needs one of these)

12.  CalExotics butterfly kiss vibrator (another favorite)

13.  The ultimate fuck toy- vaginal AND anal stimulation

Drawer #2

1.  A vaginal/anal plug

2.  The most comfortable anal plug EVER

3.  Vibrating anal plug with remote (Daddy loves this one)

4.  Vibrating anal beads

5. Anal beads

6. Glass corkscrew toy

7. Glass heart dildo

8. Stainless steel anal plug w/blue jewel

9.  Anal hook

10. Fox tail plug

11.  Bunny tail plug

12. Large glass plug

13. Medium glass plug

14. Small glass plug

There you have it, my kinky friends (and I know you are kinky if you read this whole post!)…all of naughty nora’s secrets…not so secret anymore!  If you have any questions, let me know 😊. Everything in these pictures are toys that I enjoy…the ones discarded went on to sex toy heaven (or hell?). 

Meanwhile, this girl has business to attend to….

XOXO,

nora